Sunday, March 13, 2016

Prithee

If you believe that end times are imminent and that this is a good thing, why are you voting? Seriously, what heavenly good can be accomplished by placing a ballot in an earthly election.   I'm not disputing your conviction that Judgment Day is at hand. Who am I to "judge"?  But I'm not going to Heaven.  Your time is eternal.  My time is short. Are you trying to change an outcome that is already written in the Book of Heaven or are you just screwing around? Let's face it, your vote will accomplish nothing in the long game other than to throw an obstacle into the path of this sinner's short-lived self-delusional happiness in this vale of tears. It's spiteful, really. Isn't it? Please, on election day, have mercy, stay home and let the hell-bound enjoy a moment of rejoicing.

Or maybe you're not really all that serious about this religion thing.