Saturday, December 31, 2016

Quaint Notions

Hans Tegner

Ramblings:

I should not be my own authority.

Reality does not depend on my understanding of it. What is true does not sit in an undecided state pending my personal approval of it. Much of what I think I understand is wrong.  The stories that most please me about complex things are the most suspect. Gut judgments can be useful but should not be mistaken for knowledge or truth or wisdom.

I could be wrong, but it is my duty to try not to be.  Failing knowing whether I'm wrong I will try not to misrepresent myself as right.

Believing something on principle, faith, or the word of an infallible authority is vastly inferior to believing something on the the basis of an honest evaluation of its truthfulness and failing that of the extent of agreement about it by credible experts.  "Because it says so" is not good enough, no matter the "it" that "says so."

Religion is wishful thinking at best, and a diseased state of mind at worst.  However, unless a person's religion is inclining them toward harm, it is none of my business what a person wants to believe.

Nevertheless, ideology of any kind is merely a pretext for tribalism. Humans are organized by tribes, and tribal feeling is a natural impulse, but all ideologies are xenophobic to a degree.  Raising xenophobia to an -ism is a sign of stunted thinking, not a virtue.  Pure ideologues are to be pitied, not admired.  It's terribly easy to purify ideology, and the process is cheap.

Humans are apes.  So what?  Get over it.  Learn from it.

You don't need to have an opinion about everything.  I don't need to hear every opinion you have the minute you have it.  Maybe wait until you have more facts.  Maybe think it through.  Maybe your initial gut reaction won't withstand 5 more minutes of information and thought.

There are 2 types of trolls.  Those who provoke with what is heinous to the sincere for the mere thrill of the reaction.  These are the amateurs!  Then there are those whose main aim is to manipulate the sincere through cunning, deception and, failing that, browbeating into adopting the view opposite to their most sincerely held beliefs.  Be on the lookout.

The most pathetic cause in the world is self-interest.  We get it, you're unevolved.  You're on your own, and yet we're all in this together.  No one gets out alive.  Seek help when you need it and give help when you can.

Be Mindful.

The Only Pure Thing is Doing.

Try not to Suck.

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Video of the Solar Cycle: Szédülés




Bori Péterfy & Love Band (featuring co-auteur Ambrus Tövisházi)'s 4th album was a pleasant spring surprise, kicked off with 2 spectacular videos, including my pick for video of the year for the title track.  Below is Google's translation of the lyrics (by Borbálo herself) with an assist from yours truly (that's eight, ya heard? Or if you're Hungarian, "nyolc".). Suggestions for improvement of the translation are inevitable and welcome.  


Vertigo

Come on, get dizzy!
Colorful, brightly colored veils
You can blindfold my eyes
my hand in search of a hand
just call

Come on, get dizzy!
Your face enchants 
You can blindfold my eyes
Proclaim my name, I'll go after your voice

All night I waited, I called hundreds of thousands of times
thunder in the sky, it is not possible to be taken seriously,
with  all that raging out there in the wind
Lonely delirium, just me and the demons
eyes of fire, before the storm's light

Tonight, everyone dances alone.
Tonight, everyone waits for someone to enchant them

Fierce night storm, tie everything down,
It could fly away in an instant while I wait here alone
while brushing against the wind
Lonely delirium, gone to my bed
If you reach for me, hold on

Tonight, everyone dances alone.
Tonight, everyone waits for someone to enchant them

Come on, get dizzy!
Colorful, brightly colored veils
You can blindfold my eyes
My hand in search of a hand
just call

Come on, get dizzy!
Your face enchants
You can blindfold my eyes
Proclaim my name, I'll go after your voice

All night I waited, I called hundreds of thousands of times
thunder in the sky, it cannot be that you're not here and not yet mine 
Right now you need
my body, the skin of my hand, my eye
on fire in front of the beautiful light

Tonight, everyone dances alone.
Tonight, everyone waits for for someone to enchant them

Come on, get dizzy!
Colorful, brightly colored veils
You can blindfold my eyes
my hand in search of a hand
just call

Come on, get dizzy!
Your face enchants 
You can blindfold my eyes
Proclaim my name, I'll go after your voice

Come on, get dizzy!
Colorful, brightly colored veils
You can blindfold my eyes
my hand in search of a hand
just call

Come on, get dizzy!
Your face enchants 
You can blindfold my eyes
Proclaim my name, I'll go after your voice

Dizziness

Dizziness

Dizziness


Dizziness

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As a bonus, the epically cinematic video for Szép Hálott (Beautiful Corpse), which tracks closely with the lyrics of the song.


The rest of the album lives up to the visuals.

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

I want to blame Trump

From Spurious Correlations at tylervigen.com 

It could be a coincidence, or there could be something about the social conditions that incline pageant judges more favorably toward the last chance dreams of late blooming beauty contestants that also makes us more inclined to have to scald someone to death.

Conversely, those years when boiling water to murder someone seems like too much damn work might also be years when they'll let just anybody win a pageant.

Put like that it can't be a coincidence, can it?  (or...)

Saturday, December 3, 2016

Authentically Confused



Not long after I published my recent post presenting videos of Romanian folk group Taraf de Haidouks, I came across an academic paper that had the band as its subject.  The paper deals particularly with Maškaradă, their 2007 album of ethnomusicologically-inspired classical music by Bartók, Khachaturian, Kosma, Albeniz and others, ostensibly scrubbed of its classicism and returned by the musicians of Taraf to its gypsy roots.

Very early in my dabblings in Romanian music, I had come across Taraf de Haidouks videos-- in particular the longer set from which the Turcească clip had been extracted.   Here they were, in glorious black and white somewhere in, I presumed, Eastern Europe, just pouring out of a limousine driven into the cavernous bowels of some industrial structure like characters out of a Tarantino movie,  and bursting forth with stunning feats of gypsy musicality.   Impressed by their virtuosity, and no less by their sense of style, I filed them under the category of "for further consideration." Extreme acoustic music is not usually "my jam" to use an expression I've overheard the youngsters say,  but something about the way the Taraf laid into their tunes spoke to me and worked on me in the intervening weeks to the point where taking up their music once again I was "ripe for the picking".

It was in this context that I was moved to post about them and in this state of mind that I subsequently came across Julia Heuwekemeijer's paper for Cultural Musicology iZine soon afterward.  In the paper, subtitled A Critique on the Seductions of Authenticity, Heuwekemeijer concerns herself with the topic of Authenticity as a commodity, particularly in the marketplace of World Music.  The term "World Music", invented or at least popularized only within the last 30 post-modern years, is itself laden with implications about authenticity.  As one writer puts it, it is music "out of context".  Within Romania, as Heuwekemeijer says, one would assume that Taraf de Haidouks play simply "Music".

In the West certainly, listeners (some more than others) have certain expectations not only about the embodiment of ideals of authenticity that ethnic musicians should, and possibly naturally do, represent, but also about the intrinsic purity and goodness of music that is judged to be authentic. Ethnic folk music is eternal, closer to the origin of what it means to be human than contemporary popular Western music. Folk musicians make music instinctively from an elemental place untainted by technique or theory, irony or ennui, doubt or guile. It's an interesting paradox that on the track of Maškaradă chiefly discussed in Heuwekemeijer's paper -- Bartók's Romanian Dances-- the goods that are sold appear to be a purification of Bartók's romanticizing of Romanian music by way of a romantic "Re-gypsifying" (to use Heuwekemeijer's colorful term) of Bartók's music.  But this kind of alchemy is child's play in the context of "World Music".

In my previously superficial experience of the band, I'd taken at face value the readily proffered mythos about them as a band of local musicians from Clejani, a town of musicians, who practically by the sheer force of their Romanie essence had amassed a global fandom.  Granted, when I first encountered them I was sipping, not gulping. But as Heuwekemeijer's piece recounts, it turns out that the reality of Taraf de Haidouks' origin was more ... Belgian.

In Heuwekemeijer's telling:
Considering Clejani’s fame, it was no coincidence that Swiss musicologist L. Aubert found himself recording musicians from this specific village in the 1980s. In collaboration with the Romanian musicologist S. Rădulescu, this recording was released in France in 1988. Two Belgian men, the later managers of Taraf de Haïdouks, stumbled upon this recording by chance and became so interested that they travelled to Clejani. There, they picked out the musicians they thought to be most suitable to sell in a western market and named them Taraf de Haïdouks. 
"This, however,"  Heuwekemeijer goes on to say, "is not the story that is told in the promotional material about the band.":
In the liner notes of the third CD... an adventurous discovery-story is told, in which the two men from Belgium travelled to a village in a faraway, other, communist world, where they discovered a street full of amazing gypsy musicians. Reinforcing the image of explorers ... Winter and Karo (the managers) have told in interviews over and over again how hard it was to find the village, because maps of Romania did not exist at the time. 
Heuwekemeijer quotes a particularly bathetic vignette from the official story before delivering a devastating observation:
"Out of the window he has seen a very tall man walking along the tracks of Gypsyland…It seems to Nicolae he heard the man pronounce his name: “Neacsu Nicolae”. Is it possible? A foreigner, come to this god-forsaken hole to bring him, Nicolae, back from the dead?…The foreigner is from “the land of Belgium”. His arrival marks the beginning of the incredible saga of the “Taraf de Haïdouks” and their travels throughout Europe." Besides painting a superficial, one-sided story about the life of the musicians before their “discovery”, the earlier recordings which had led Winter and Karo to Clejani in the first place are never mentioned, as if they want to make sure everybody understands the musicians were their, and only their, discovery.
Winter and Karo's choice of name for their project gave a nod to the Romanian tradition of naming a band 'Taraf de' whatever municipality it originated from; however tellingly (as Heuwekemeijer suggests), instead of naming them Taraf de Clejani, the Belgians chose Haidouk,
a legendary, romantic figure in Romanian folklore [that] calls up three images. Firstly ... an exotic image, as it is an unknown word to most western people. Secondly ... western images of romantic gypsies: the “haïdouk” symbolizes “freedom and social justice, the smartness of the people as opposed to the naivety of the lord”... Images of freedom and reversal of social hierarchies closely intertwine with images of gypsies on the road, living outside the law. Thirdly, the “haïdouk” is a figure ... intertwined with medieval associations... As a result, the name which was chosen by the managers clearly demonstrates how they wanted to present the musicians: as exotic, romantic gypsies, coming from a faraway Romanian past.
Heuwekemeijer suggests a somewhat darker motive and modus operandi than mere preservation and curation at play.
As one of the Belgian managers, Winter, tells in an interview ... "Technology is a problem, too. People today want pop. Romanies are using synthesizers, and just two people can form a group. ...  so part of our work is to convince Romanies to go on playing their own music, and to keep the beauty of the traditional instruments alive." This is ... a striking example of the west deciding how the Other can present himself... 
With a maelstrom of these thoughts and self-analytical anxieties swirling about in my head, I recalled a documentary on the band produced by the Romanian newspaper, Adevărul, that I'd recently watched (and bear in mind that as a very new student of Romanian, what I mean by "watched" is literally sat with my eyes open and pasted on the proceedings, with my ears vaguely in search of a word or phrase of my understanding) in which the band is interviewed in Clejani, and a visibly eminent local ethnomusicologist (in fact, none other than the S. Rădulescu encountered above) is brought out to pronounce on the band and their music within the first 40 seconds.  

In the course of the documentary, to my surprise (and to be honest, slight dismay) Johnny Depp appears to give testimony to his friendship and admiration of the Taraf.  Here almost anticipating Heuwekemeijer's point about the potency and magic of the myth of authenticity, Depp obliges with an anecdote:
A couple of friends of mine were in town -- Jim Jarmusch and Iggy Pop -- and I'd already told them, I said, "You've got to see these guys, man! You got to see them!"  And Iggy was really excited, and Jim was very enthusiastic about it.  And before I'd introduced them, I hadn't informed the Tarafs that they were there yet, but somehow (snaps fingers) they knew, because there was Jim and Iggy standing ... about 30 or 40 yards before us, and they just started playing-- you know?-- as we're walking towards Jim and Iggy.  And ... it was one of those moments, you know, when here I'm walking amidst this power of this music-- centuries old music-- walking up to Jim and Iggy and I'll never forget their face, you know?  The faces on them, just, like (mouth agape).
I do know, Johnny Depp!  For it would be beyond cool to be the beneficiary of a spontaneous welcoming concert of Romanie music performed by the incredible musicians of Taraf de Haidouks.  (And to be Jim Jarmusch or Iggy Pop while doing it.)

Still... revisiting this anecdote I was put in mind of another, more unfortunate and uncharacteristically uninspired Taraf de Haidouks video I'd also encountered, in which, as a stunt to advertise a coming performance, they were the perpetrators on unsuspecting Stockholmers of that lowliest form of web manipulation, the Flash mob.  In spite of the swelling profuseness of rural Romanians blocking the urban Scandinavian sidewalk with furious musicality, and of Swedes doing their best to be charmed by it, by the climax of the video the forced spontaneity of the scene smacks of-- dare I say it?-- Belgian-ness.


It would be wrong to conclude from the volume of words I've spent to this point calling into question both the specific authenticity of the product marketed as Taraf de Haidouks and the very pursuit of authenticity that the product appears calculated to appeal to that I question the personal authenticity of the Haidouks themselves or of the music they make.  When the marketplace of World Music is viewed through this lens, it can't escape anyone's attention that there's nothing egregiously unusual about the real story of Taraf de Haidouks' origins.  The official version aside, it all comes back to the experience of hearing them perform.  The experience speaks for itself.  Packaged or not, I remain a fan of the musicians and the music, and it's doubtful I would have heard any of it if not for the stylish and clever efforts of their Belgian champions.

On the contrary, my real point in highlighting this topic is to confess that the discussion around authenticity fits right in with my thoughts and feelings about myself, my life, my self-worth.

I recently binge-watched all 4 episodes of Hip Hop Evolution, a Canadian documentary series that dives deeply into the origins and major developments of Hip Hop, conducting rich primary source interviews with those still around to tell the story.  Aside from this blog, believe it or not, my only social networking nod is rating the offerings on Netflix, but with the issues raised in Heuwekemeijer's article fresh on my mind, when I poised my mouse over the 5th star beneath the series' title, I had to hesitate and ask myself, "Who am I to judge?  Is there anyone to whom my opinion has or should have a shred of relevance?  Does a 5-star rating from me mean the same thing as it does from someone who is genuinely capable of evaluating the quality of the series?  What exactly do I mean by it?" (True story: Ice-T peed at the urinal right next to me at an LA showing of What About Bob? in 1991.  I clicked the 5th star anyway.)

More relevant to my time and place in the post-election America of 2016, when the smoke cleared on November 8 and it was clear that the worst of two bad candidates had won, I considered my half-hearted but strategical vote (in vain) in contrast with the enthusiasm with which the slim minority that prevailed had voted, and the outcome made sense.

The victor (due only to arcane outdated technicalities of procedure that favor, as a shrewd observer put it to me recently, "acres over people") (but the victor nonetheless) with his lack of self-awareness and with not the faintest effort to hide the extent of his unappealing qualities, had presented what looks to me like a completely authentic picture of himself as shameless con artist and panderer to the basest instincts of whoever would be pandered to, and a significant minority of the country (in just the right acres) was "ripe for the picking".  My vote was shrouded in bad faith, wishful thinking, susceptibility to blackmail and self-conscious self-doubt.  The (technical) victor's base had been sold a bill of goods.  But the point was: Someone had bothered to sell it to them!  Where was my bill of goods?  Who would sell to me?

Is authenticity reserved only for the rural parts of the world?  Are only the acres far from coasts authentically American?  Is only Romania authentic?  Isn't Belgium?

Am I authentic?  Am I even real?  Who can say?  Who will say?

(Eyes cast expectantly to Romanian ethnomusicologist)

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Inflamed Passions

I've been in relationships like this.


Taraf de Haïdouks, the local band of lăutarii in Clejani, Romania recognizable in the previous video, perform Turcească (A la Turk) below.


Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Dancing to Singing

In 2005, a sustained and intense obsession for the music of Regina Spektor began for me.  Her appearance on the scene in early March of that year with the major label release of Soviet Kitsch, months after the devastating events of November 2, 2004, reminded me a bit of the Beatles' debut on American television in February 1964 following the events of the prior November 22.  I didn't know you could still make art like that.  She didn't know you couldn't.  

As with the Beatles, Regina Spektor had a rich history that predated her public splash, and already an immense body of unrecorded work that was nevertheless bootlegged from shows and posted on YouTube.  Out of my awareness of this began a daily habit of checking YouTube for the latest videos tagged with her music.  It was through this obsession that I discovered and began "collecting" videos of choreography set to her songs.  

Whatever lack of authority I have on any of the subjects I write about (for some reason I'm drawn to them) goes double for dance, but I know what I like, and here is a sampling of it.

First, one of her earlier, lesser known songs, Buildings, beautifully choreographed (by Talia Robledo-Gil) and danced (by Dartmouth students).  This strikes me as just perfect.  



This dance (with choreography by Teddy Tedholm) captures the humor, the attitude (and horror) of Carbon Monoxide.


The dance to Open, below (choreographed by Erica Sobol), is as poetic, hypnotic, raw and devastating as the song.


(See also this version, which transcends the cheese of its setting)

In the solo category, the magical realism of Bon Idee is brought to life by Liz Lanning (choreography) and Effie Tutko (dance). 


Liv Horinouchi brings an assassin's skills to this performance of Oh Marcello:





Finally (for now):



If you've somehow found your way here without having heard the music of Regina Spektor, her latest album, Remember Us To Life, is as good a place as any to start.  Just released in October and full of brand new songs that rank among the best she's recorded, I'm looking forward to seeing the new art of all forms that they'll inspire.

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Anger is an Energy

In the meantime, words of wisdom from Mr. Rotten (featuring Tony Williams on drums and other notables):





Remember: the president is not yet omnipotent (or omniscient).

Also, there's no position quite like opposition.  We're supposed to be opposed.

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Yeast


Hot off the presses at YouTube, some unexpected beauty from Nicolae Guță.  The song is Eu sunt regele, tu esti coroana (I am the king, you are the crown).


A "seasoned" gentleman in hip hop threads. A beautiful woman dancing with a bichon.  A camera that now wanders, now lingers lovingly over each of them.  And music that imbues the proceedings with sublimity.

Let this serve as a small reminder to those who need it that it's a big world out there, full of fellow humans, many of them doing wonderful things, not all of them within a 50 mile radius of where your ass is currently sitting.  The ones that look like you and that speak with words you understand by an accident of birth are a shrinking minority because the world is happily diversifying, in spite of every effort to the contrary.  While it's fine if you content yourself with your kind -- that's what humans tend to do -- don't confuse your provinciality with Culture.  Culture cannot be preserved and confined and purified.  Think of it not as a restricted shelf in a very controlled library that no one really visits, but more like what you find in a petri dish as large as the cosmos.  It's bound to spread in unpredictable ways, to mutate, to develop properties that are meant to be discovered.

To the purifiers out there: do your worst to "make < insert name of province here > great again" if that's what you can't help doing.  Every recipe has ingredients that by themselves and in large doses taste foul and are toxic, that fight against the goodness of the finished product.  That ultimately is what I think you'll accomplish.  In spite of your objectives, whatever you're able to achieve will get thrown into the agar; you'll produce reactions and react with the culture in ways that will catalyze into unimaginably novel and profound expressions.  Very few of those expressions will be to your liking.  I take some comfort in that.

Sunday, October 9, 2016

Can I Get an Amen?



Is there a correct way to install a roll of toilet paper?  The issue has been settled by Science.   No, not that way.  Not that way either.

The piece of the puzzle that was missing was discovered by a team of researchers at the University of Helsinki1 and it's a stunner.  How do you install of a roll of toilet paper?  It depends. 

"How could it possibly depend?" you ask.  "Just put the damn thing on the wall."  Well, here's where you'd be wrong.  You must first collect and assess data about the situation.  The crucial datum is this: the distance in arm's length of the dispenser from the (you should pardon the expression) toilet.  If the dispenser is less than an arm's length -- that is, if you must bend your arm to reach it, then the toilet paper must go with paper coming down behind the roll.  You can therefore most easily engage the dispensing of toilet paper by batting the roll in the same upward motion with which you raise your hand.  At the desired length, you can swiftly tear it off with one hand using the bulk of the roll itself as the counterweight that holds everything in place long enough for the perforation to separate the dispensed length from the roll.2  If, however, the arm must be fully extended to reach the dispenser, then the paper must be installed with the length of it coming down the front of the roll. This way, a downward bat at the roll is the most efficient way to apply the force necessary to initiate dispensing.

Try this at home.  As always, wear safety goggles and ask an adult first.

You're welcome.


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Footnotes:

1 Look it up.

 2 The Helskinki researchers identified a possible exception to this rule: when the dispenser is installed  too close for the arm to be bent comfortably,  at an angle requiring an uncomfortable contortion of the wrist for retrieval of the paper, preliminary study indicates that the optimal positioning could be over the top and down the front, but there is some indication that it could be better to remove the roll from the dispenser altogether and hold it in your lap in this case, or better still to abstain from use of the toilet until the dispenser is moved to permit comfortable flexing of the arm. However, as I say, this is inconclusive and the researchers advise caution in making exceptions to the 2-pronged decision tree discussed in the article.

Saturday, October 8, 2016

People's Freedom Suspended

Image from hvg.hu
Publication of the largest opposition newspaper in Hungary, Népszabadság, was suspended Saturday, less than one week after a government-supported anti-immigration referendum failed to attract the constitutionally mandated minimum of 50% of eligible voters to the polls, and days after the paper had broken stories of corruption on the part of Prime Minister Viktor Orbán's chief of staff and the head of the central bank.  Workers at the paper only learned of the suspension Saturday morning when they arrived to find the doors of the building locked against them.

In the press release that readers of the online version were redirected to this morning, the reason for the suspension was described as one of economics, but the journalists at the paper have characterized the move understandably as a "Putsch".   The paper was recently purchased by an Austrian group that is suspected to have ties with friends of the government who have been busily acquiring newspapers of late.

The bad news is that this brings the increasingly autocratic (and distinctly familiar from an American perspective in the Fall of 2016) Orbán closer to complete control over the press in Hungary.  The good news is, much as it happened 2 years ago in response to a clumsy attempt on the part of Orbán to raise the tax on internet use, a large, spontaneous protest materialized in the streets of Budapest.

The protest against the internet tax succeeded in causing Orbán to retreat from his plan.  It remains to be seen if today's protest will culminate in a similar stay of execution for Népszabadság in particular and press freedom beyond that, but it is almost a certainty in light of the Prime Minister's pattern of behavior that this will not be the last outrage.
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Thursday, October 6, 2016

Schmenterprise


The entrepreneur has a place in a capitalist society.  That place is to make things or supply services that would otherwise be time-consuming, expensive and, in this day and age, ridiculous for others to produce or perform themselves.  It's perfectly legitimate and in my experience a generally fine function.

It has downsides.  As one who has no intention of learning how to hunt, cultivate, sew, cobble, or set bone breaks, I acknowledge that I am at the mercy of the tastes and standards of strangers for my wants and needs, and it's a weird fact that I have higher standards than that.  It's just not a priority of mine to live up to them.

Being able to afford a stranger's idea of what I should eat and wear has also forced me into a lifetime of prostitution.

Nevertheless, I recognize that while the profit motive cannot be overlooked as a major weakener of standards in the marketplace of goods and services, it is also a primary reason that entrepreneurs exist; that I can therefore afford to take advantage of their offerings; and that I can spend the abundant leisure time I have crafting moan sessions about entrepreneurs to a great extent because I don't have to spend it harvesting beets or mending wagon spokes.

I like entrepreneurs.  I like what they do for a living.  I like that I don't have to do it.  They deserve a nice firm handshake and a pat on the back for it.  The problem is, my patronage and general gratitude just isn't enough for some of them.  A lot of them actually.

No, they want to cram down my throat that they are the dreamers and doers, the engine, fuel and drivers of civilization, the best of the best, doing god's work.  To this I say, just give me your 3-pack of Malaysian-made underpants and shut the hell up.

We all need a little boost of the ego from time to time.  But consider the size of the average corporation's public relations budget. Now compare it to your own.  Is it just me or is this self-aggrandizement more than a little needy?

And what exactly is the need?  They own everything. But because they own everything, maybe you will give them exactly what they want for what you need.  The more you need it, the more they want to exact from you in exchange for it.  If you don't want it, they have spent tidy sums on the science of making you dream of it.  If rather than want a thing, you truly need it, someone among their class has bought it all up and made damn sure you will bleed for it.

On deep consideration, I think the need is nothing less than self-preservation.  Getting its preferred associations about itself into your head before you've had a chance to think anything about it is the corporation's way of increasing the odds that you and your fellow ovines will not formulate your own opinions, because those opinions, will inevitably lead to a desire to restore balance-- possibly through persuasion and open discussion; but possibly through any means necessary.  Because contrary to the corporate propaganda about corporations, the more you think of them, the less you think of them.

I see a 2 step process to restoring a modicum of justice for our subjection at the hands of the entrepreneurs.  First, we have to make being among the consumers and their comrades the under-consumers a very very uncomfortable place for the Entrepreneurs to be.  Let them be the masters of their own world but trembling doofuses in ours.  We have to learn to respond reflexively precisely in a manner befitting those whose status has been imposed upon them by treachery and trickery and force toward subjugators who for far too long have enjoyed ease and status on our backs.

Second, we have got to find a way to bring them into our midst.

Monday, September 5, 2016

Semi-Public Service

For me, language study is enhanced by the exploration of music.  I've been studying Romanian lately, and consequently this has been a summer of Romanian sounds.  There will undoubtedly be future posts on that topic, but as long-time readers of this blog know, Hungarian maintains a strong hold on me.  I'm studying Hungarian pretty much by accident because 3 years ago, my daughter found for me on the shelves of a used book store we were browsing in a $3 tome called Colloquial Hungarian by Arthur H. Whitney (Routledge, 1944).  So I'm keenly aware of how improbable it is that I know anything at all about Hungarian, let alone the Hungarian music scene.  And to know anything at all about the Hungarian music scene is, for me, to feel an intense anxiety and urgency about spreading the news to the non-Hungarian-speaking corners of the earth.

This week, the Hungarian band Stopsonic released a new video for the song Insane off of their 2016 EP, Jewel Hunter.  (To make it yours, you'll need to name your price for it in Forints on the bandcamp.com website. [Update: As of October, the EP is available on iTunes as well.])  As with many Hungarian bands who undoubtedly want to be heard beyond the borders of their landlocked country, Stopsonic sings in English.  The mood of the new song, and as it turns out the EP, is one I have a weakness for: a bit trancy, atmospheric, layered, sexy, with a beat you can dance to.  I was hooked immediately. As for the video filmed in an appropriately angsty black and white, it took me several hundred views to figure out that the drab and ordinary urban American setting was Honolulu.

But I wasn't prepared for the thrill I found in the video for the title track of the EP, screenshots of which illustrate this post.  If the song Insane and the video for it are right up my alley, the song and video for Jewel Hunter is up the alley, through the back door, up the secret passageway to the attic and implanted in my brain.

The video for Insane, as of this writing, 4 days into its release, already has almost 12,000 views (and only 20 of them are mine).   We're not talking the kind of splash that, say, a new Katy Perry tune makes these days-- even a substandard one if you can imagine that (frankly I can)-- but for a nation of 13 million people, 12,000 views for an alternative music track is portentous of big things.

The video for Jewel Hunter-- both videos are the work of a Mr. Frank Rizzo with a credit to the frontwoman of the band, Zsuzsa Varga-- has been out since April and as of this moment has exactly 1900 views (500 of them mine).   Hence my anxiety.  As a very small public (or whatever arena this forum is in) service then, I present to you, Jewel Hunter.  Enjoy responsibly:


Saturday, July 9, 2016

Bosszúdal


The amazing Annamária Oláh with her band Fókatelep present to you a nice little Song of Revenge.   (Courtesy of Petőfi Rádió)


At dawn, they come
I do not want to get up.
Carried over the bridge,
I do not want to sing.
Farewell, the sound of music
Farewell, clear blue lake.
Visznek is already far from here.
My feet in shackles.

Visznek is far away from you.
Carried across the road,
The sun is like a blade,
Well sweeps accompany me on my way.
They and mirages.
Not worth a cool hand on my lips.
I cannot find peace of mind.

They told me not to look for you.
They warned me in advance.
They told me not to love you
because it would bring trouble.
Is boundless prayer futile?
Is boundless prayer futile?
My heart is a wounded bird,
in inconsolable throes.

At dawn, they come.
I do not want to get up.
Carried over the bridge,
I do not want to sing.
Farewell, the sound of music.
Farewell, clear blue lake.
Visznek is already far from here,
My feet in shackles.

But... once I come back,
I will find you,
And return your fire.
And then it will be too late to grieve
And you'll be weeping,
The wailing woman.
I'll pour poison on your skin,
And it will have its effect.

~~~~~~~

And to wash the stain of rancor from your heart:


Sunday, March 13, 2016

Prithee

If you believe that end times are imminent and that this is a good thing, why are you voting? Seriously, what heavenly good can be accomplished by placing a ballot in an earthly election.   I'm not disputing your conviction that Judgment Day is at hand. Who am I to "judge"?  But I'm not going to Heaven.  Your time is eternal.  My time is short. Are you trying to change an outcome that is already written in the Book of Heaven or are you just screwing around? Let's face it, your vote will accomplish nothing in the long game other than to throw an obstacle into the path of this sinner's short-lived self-delusional happiness in this vale of tears. It's spiteful, really. Isn't it? Please, on election day, have mercy, stay home and let the hell-bound enjoy a moment of rejoicing.

Or maybe you're not really all that serious about this religion thing.