It has to be said

Joe Biden has won the 2020 presidential election. That's the boring part of the story.  

The most amazing thing about it is that Donald Trump has lost the 2020 presidential election.  Nobody realizes this.  In fact, he hasn't just lost the 2020 Presidential election.  He lost it in the biggest way that anyone has ever lost an election.  No one in the history of the world on either side has ever had such a tremendous loss as Donald Trump has had in the 2020 presidential election.  People are amazed by this

Actually I take that back.  Donald Trump is not the only one who has lost a presidential election in such a bigly bigly way.  Mike Pence has also lost the 2020 Presidential election.  But he was really just along for the ride.  It's really Donald Trump who gets most of the credit for this one.  People can't believe how big an achievement this is.  Trust me, it's huge.  They're going to be talking about this for a long, long time because no one has ever seen anything like it. 

How did he do it?  Part of how he did it is that he told every one that he was going to throw out every vote that was counted after November 3.  This was how he made sure that everyone voted early.   And let me tell you, a lot a lot of people early voted.  Huge numbers all over the country.  They did this because Donald Trump told them what he would do if they didn't.  No one would have thought of this. 

People have elections.  They try to win.  Sometimes it happens.  I don't think Donald Trump has ever not won.  The biggest hugest loss in election history is a pretty big win.  And against sleepy, creepy Joe Biden, too.  I mean, come on, man!  Am I right?   I'll be honest, I don't think anyone could have done it except for Donald Trump.  Well, Mike Pence did it too, but he was just taking advantage of Donald Trump's political strategy.  Good job, Mike.

Some people think I'm going to miss hating Donald Trump now that he's lost the biggest election anyone could possibly lose.  I think I'll manage.