Some moves I've learned by watching Donald Trump:
Start from a position of assumed advantage. Underestimate your adversary. Don't learn anything. Don't admit you don't know anything. Get pumped up on Aderall and get an underling to jot down your stream of consciousness ravings. Don't say what you mean. Don't mean what you say. Don't say or mean anything. Don't put any thought into how you communicate with people. Assume they can read your mind. Attitude is something else-- give plenty of that. Rest assured your inability to be communicated with and to be bargained with will come across loud and clear. Snort more crushed Aderall. Make credible threats that your unstable personality lend an air of plausibility to. Make sure that you are negotiating over things that deeply matter to people and be sure that you do not budge an inch in giving them what they want. It does not matter what your objective is-- in fact, don't have an objective. Just don't cooperate with anyone anytime. Regardless of the outcome, you will surely win.
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