Monday, March 28, 2022

Around the Zodiac

Aquarius - An unknown friend will secretly do a kind act for someone you don't know.  Remain uninvolved.

Gemini - Revenge is a dish best served cold, but your "refrigerator" is "on the blink."  Time to forget, but not yet to forgive. 

Libra - An episode of whimsy forces a change in travel plans.  A delicate situation is surprisingly defused by wearing mismatched socks.

Capricorn - All signs point to a bad hair month ahead.  Invest in a babushka.

Pisces - It is a propitious week for perspicacity, yet an auspicious time for epicaricacy.  That finely tuned personality of yours stands you in good stead with a former pet.

Taurus - A package arrives for you unexpectedly.  Take it directly to Goodwill without opening.

Leo - Reach out with an apology to that certain someone you have been accidentally implicating in a felony.  Your ambivalence about a business deal turns out to be actual dyspepsia.

Cancer - DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES LEAVE THE HOUSE

Virgo - A wise man once said, It is a fool who straps a trout to his head in hopes of soaring with eagles.  Now is not the time to vacillate, but tomorrow could be .

Sagittarius. - Have you considered foot powder?

Aries  - An investment comes due just in the nick of time.  Forfeiture of an asset proves providential in the long run. Heed a wise friend's counsel on the diversity of your portfolio.  An old flame squashes your heart like a bug.

Scorpio - Bipedalism could work in your favor today. Your fingers seek to grasp an intangible but your thumb is opposed.

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