A pride of lions. A pod of whales. A raft of otters. A flock of seagulls. These classifications are second nature to the astute listicle aficionado. Who decides a mess of beavers is a colony and a cluster of bears is a sloth? If you are listening may I humbly propose the following:
A squinch of antivaxxers
A beige of accountants
An embarrassment of Clintons
A tuft of poodles
A crow of murders
A persistence of Elizabeth Warrens
An echo of CNN Analysts
A superfluity of pastors
A happening of cats
A stench of spokespersons
A thwart of memories
A glut of lawyers
A gobble of mercenaries
A barge of patriots
A bumble of Bidens
An aggrievement of Republicans
A beta of Democrats
A certainty of Libertarians
A worriment of Socialists
A figment of Greens
A bother of accelerationists
A perfunction of America's Got Talent contestants
A hangover of flies
A necessary of underpants
An adherence of waffles
A waffle of Senators.
A neener-neener of prisoners
A pucker of wokescolds
A performance of bumperstickers
An abattoir of billionaires
A gabble of astute listicle aficionados.
A suspicion of conspiracy theorists
A conspiracy of shadowy government officials
A clutch of Baptists
A fine mist of unspeakable (as heck) readers
A cringe of contortionists
A spoon of elevator passengers
Thank you for your consideration.
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