Corrections

In our March issue, we stated that former Trump chief of staff General John Kelly is an ass, a loser and an inarguably unmitigated disaster of a human being.  We have since learned that through no fault of his own he was born in Boston, which makes him a somewhat arguably mitigated disaster of a human being.

In an argument with my wife recently, I claimed that pink socks did not really go with the black slacks she was wearing.  In fact, when she wore them anyway, they actually did look really cute with the black slacks she was wearing.

When my boss said in our meeting that deciding what format I should use for a report he had asked me for was "above [his] paygrade" and that I should do what I thought was best, I was wrong to mentally roll my eyes at him.  I actually do deserve more pay than he is currently making.

In a comment to a Juice Newton video on YouTube, user FlashGriddle76 stated that the 1980s was the best decade for music. In fact, the best decade for music is the 1350s.

Officer McCluskey said that I blatantly flipped him off as he walked away from giving me a speeding ticket  for driving 5 miles over the limit on Friday afternoon.  Actually I was trying to conceal flipping him off.

In the 6th grade, when Jessica Flanagan asked me if I liked Sally Minsky, due to embarrassment and shyness I said "No."  My response was inaccurate. 

In a recent post, I claimed that the sky was not blue and the grass was not green.  The sky is blue and the grass is green.

You were wrong just now to think that this is the worst idea for a blog post imaginable.  There are in fact worse ideas that I rejected.

We regret the errors.